A wonderful French Horn player, a possessor of a voice totally suited to jazz and an interviewer's delight, Martina Bárta gave everything to her song "My Turn" in Kyiv but unfortunately ended up singing just the once, in much the same way as every other Czech artist at Eurovision has done (bar Gabriela Gunčíková). The mood, pace and visual staging of her song really counted against Czechia qualifying in 2017:
We'll never know if having Martina dressed as though she was going to perform in a jazz club, perhaps sitting on a stool or even at a piano, might have helped with the initial impression of this entry - she always sung this beautifully so it was never about the voice or the passion that she always imparted into her delivery. The Czech Eurovision delegation were yet again destined to return back to their nation before the Final - what could be done for 2018?
What has been done is quite the departure for this nation - setting up a NF! No internal selections this year and lots of teasing, what with the artist's legs on show and how one of them could fix a chair - what we were all waiting for was the big reveal and we found out the Facebook way:
So we have six artists and six very distinct genres of music to compare and contrast. One of the artists had been flagged up as a participant for quite some time and therefore has a slight advantage as far as recognisability is concerned with his entry - as you all know, I tend to go with my gut instinct on these things and go for the track that grabs my attention on first listen. Who are these six artists? This is what they look like in stills (courtesy of Wiwi):
Going downwards from top left we have:
Two bands, two male soloists and two female soloists - you can't say that things aren't even! Now as for what they all sounded like in full - there was one track that immediately caught my attention, even though the snippets in the Facebook clip was so short. Who that was, you'll have to wait and see as we enter the realm of the 'Let Me Be The One' review of the Czech six - much like the Swiss ones, as there are only half a dozen to listen to, it would seem churlish to ignore any of them.
So what did I feel about them all? Keep reading but bear one important fact in mind...
How come, you might all ask? Well, there will be no live show to test out these six artist's vocals under pressure, no way to see what their stagecraft will be like, no method of seeing how they connect with the camera. These promo lyric videos ARE their performances to try to make it to Lisbon and that means that rather than having just one shot at this, having a great video and a strong social media profile might swing the top spot in one artist's favour. I'll chat about that later but here is what I thought about all six entries, scored as it will be on Eurovision Song CZ ...
1 Point (5.0/10) : Pavel Callta – "Never Forget"
The promo video playing over his silhouette is far, far more exciting than "Never Forget" ever will be. The best that can be said is that it is a pretty tune with its xylophone and guitar mix that would probably sound quite good as an instrumental track. The let down for me here are the lyrics - for instance, what is a 'space-ark'? Something lost in translation, judging by how the English scans at times, which isn't the smoothest. To be honest, a lot of the words are lost anyway as I listen to this song, as Pavel's distinctive low tones make picking up what is being sung difficult.
I was waiting for this to end from an early point of the track and bizarrely enough him looking worn out and depressed as the video closes (to be fair, that look matches what the song is about) was exactly how I felt. I would be surprised if this entry got anything other than bottom or second to that placing, which would make the potential issue of this song needing EBU dispensation to overcome the September 1st rule not a real problem...
2 Points (5.0/10) : Doctor Victor – "StandUP"
This group sounds like Extreme during the verses and AC/DC during the chorus (a nod to their opening for that band in Prague?) - a tribute to both but nowhere near good enough to even be in the same room as their sound-a-likes. It is always good to have a bit of rock at Eurovision and Czechia is a relative 'hotbed' for the genre but this isn't anywhere near a strong entry.
I suspect that their fans will love this but "StandUP" will never ever grace the Rock 'n' Roll Hall Of Fame - it drags after a while due to its lack of power and if it wasn't for the guitar solo towards the end, this would be totally forgettable. Worth the inclusion in the list purely for adding to diversity and this nation's leaning towards soft rock but I cannot see this finishing in a position other than the one that Pavel has left vacant (see above)...
3 Points (5.5/10) : Eddie Stoilow – "We Rule This World"
Apparently this is a band rather than the lead singer, which might be the most interesting part of this entry. This isn't a bad song at all but it is all very forgettable, mainly due to the one level setting that exists throughout "We Rule The World".
It took me so long to get into this song as there was no hook at all, musically or vocally, and by the time you reach the best bit of the song in the chorus, I had totally lost interest in the whole of it. If the chorus intensity that has a certain level of foot tapping to it had been there from note one, this might have stood a chance but in this line-up, I expect that this will finish fourth - better than the 'soft rock boys' and the 'depressed man' but way behind my top three...
4 Points (7.0/10) : Eva Burešová – "Fly"
Intentional or not, the first few seconds of this entry would give Czechia a nice 'intro piece' for all of the Eurovision songs in 2019 if they won this year! Those intricate few bars set the stage for the undercurrent of some excellent instrumentation, the highlight of "Fly" for me. The other thing about this that I love is the Bondesque silhouette dance that Eva performs, which is very engaging, more so in fact than the vocals and the lyrics of the song itself.
Eva has a voice and a lyrical delivery that you will either like or not - for me, I'm not a fan and that blocks me taking on board the words and message of the song. I suspect that this would be a great watch in a live NF as there is so much you could do with staging and Eva appears to be very engaging, judging from the promo video...but using this video alone? "Fly" didn't sell itself to me but it is much, much better than three other songs in the NF. I suspect that this will have a solid podium finish but trail a long way behind my top two picks...
6 Points (8.5/10) : Mikolas Josef – "Lie To Me"
All of a sudden, we take a huge jump from who is unlikely to get to Lisbon to the two entries that, in my opinion, will be vying for the win. There isn't much between them and it is likely to come down to personal preference and taste - I have "Lie To Me" as my runner-up in the Czech line-up, purely due to it not quite giving me that same 'wow' and also that it isn't as well constructed as my number one. What "Lie To Me" does have in its favour is sounding A LOT like a Prince track, with the sax/trumpet combination, superb bass guitar licks and the lyrical composition of the song, the words of which I could well imagine flowing from the nibb of the one of the greatest performers of the last thirty years.
What Mikolas has in abundance is video and stage charisma, that oozing through to the listener in how "Lie To Me" is delivered. He has a great voice and this song really suits him and the lyrics, the story being a bit basic and earthy but totally relatable and modern. My only concern would be "is this deliverable live" - there is an acoustic version of part of the entry which suggests that he can but the intensity there is totally different. With the Eurovision version, there are so many interlacing vocals on this track that I wonder how it would sound in Lisbon. This entry is so different to all the others here and this guy has an advantage in that this song was already all over the internet and social media before the official reveal of all six songs. That may, given that is the medium through which all these entries are to be judged, give Mikolas a massive advantage - of course, it is only the votes of Czech fans that will count. I would not be unhappy to see this entry win and I think that it would give Czechia a real opportunity to get their second Final showing at Eurovision...
8 Points (9.0/10) : Debbi – "High On Love"
Regular readers of my blog will know that I go a lot by what I felt on my first listen to a song - did I like it? Did I stop what I was doing and immerse myself in the song? Did I get those 'goosebumps'? "High On Love" did all three for me when I first played the Czech entry playlist and it still does after repeated listens.
Debbi sounds a lot like Jacqui Abbott from The Beautiful South to my ear and she provides the flow for this song, making this a huge earworm from first listen. I love the lyrics and how they are delivered, vocally and onscreen in the video - everything is seemingly so simple and yet if you really concentrate on it all, there is actually so much to cram into those three minutes. It is a joyous song and it even has a bonus that the others don't have (apart from perhaps "StandUP"), a crowd participation section of clapping, something that will only be a benefit if this makes it to Lisbon. Repeat listening benefits this too in that you can sing along almost at the end of the first play but definitely after two or three run throughs, something that wouldn't be possible in a live show. The change of pace two thirds of the way through rounds off the whole composition of the entry as a top class one - for me, this is the best all round entry of the six and the one that combines words, music and voice the best. On first listen this was my favourite and it still is - my Czech choice for Lisbon is Debbi...
Of course, I am a Brit, not a Czech, and my choice doesn't count, although I am able to vote already on the Eurovision app where those of the Czech fans will be counted, combined 50/50 with an international jury and the winner announced on 29th January. So just for fun, here's the evidence of my pick:
In a strange way, I think that "High On Love" has its best chance of winning in this format, primarily because this shows off Debbi's strengths of vocal excellence and the lyrical video is clear enough so all the words can be read and even sung to. Mikolas would probably walk a live NF as I can imagine that he has stacks of on stage charisma, "Lie To Me" would lend itself to a high-end visual show and his entry would be so much more memorable than any of the other five. There would also be a UK connection in Lisbon if Debbi won - the song itself is composed by Greig Watt's team of songwriters at DWB Music Ltd, who of course penned "My Turn" for Martina last year. Apparently she has had songs penned by them in the past so the connection between writer and singer is already a strong one...
So will we be seeing this lady on the Lisbon stage singing "High In Love"? This was the picture on Debbi's Facebook page announcing her participation in Eurovision Song CZ - whoever wins this unusual NF, the Czech Delegation have already announced that the artist concerned would undertake a pre-Eurovision tour of six nations to promote their entry. It is therefore certain that I will be seeing and hopefully meeting Debbi or Mikolas (in my opinion the only two who have a chance of winning the Czech nomination) at London and Amsterdam, with the assumption that the other performances will be in Latvia, Spain, Israel and probably Russia. Fingers crossed for those press passes...
All in all, I am very impressed by this Czech selection, mainly because there are at least two entries that should get this nation to its second ever Eurovision Final...
We'll never know if having Martina dressed as though she was going to perform in a jazz club, perhaps sitting on a stool or even at a piano, might have helped with the initial impression of this entry - she always sung this beautifully so it was never about the voice or the passion that she always imparted into her delivery. The Czech Eurovision delegation were yet again destined to return back to their nation before the Final - what could be done for 2018?
What has been done is quite the departure for this nation - setting up a NF! No internal selections this year and lots of teasing, what with the artist's legs on show and how one of them could fix a chair - what we were all waiting for was the big reveal and we found out the Facebook way:
Going downwards from top left we have:
Pavel Callta
Doctor Victor
Debbi
Eva Burešová
Eddie Stoilow
Mikolas Josef
Two bands, two male soloists and two female soloists - you can't say that things aren't even! Now as for what they all sounded like in full - there was one track that immediately caught my attention, even though the snippets in the Facebook clip was so short. Who that was, you'll have to wait and see as we enter the realm of the 'Let Me Be The One' review of the Czech six - much like the Swiss ones, as there are only half a dozen to listen to, it would seem churlish to ignore any of them.
And like Switzerland, there were three I discounted quite readily but a slight difference at the top as I have a middling song plus two that, for me at least, will be going for the win.
So what did I feel about them all? Keep reading but bear one important fact in mind...
This is EFFECTIVELY the Czech NF!
How come, you might all ask? Well, there will be no live show to test out these six artist's vocals under pressure, no way to see what their stagecraft will be like, no method of seeing how they connect with the camera. These promo lyric videos ARE their performances to try to make it to Lisbon and that means that rather than having just one shot at this, having a great video and a strong social media profile might swing the top spot in one artist's favour. I'll chat about that later but here is what I thought about all six entries, scored as it will be on Eurovision Song CZ ...
1 Point (5.0/10) : Pavel Callta – "Never Forget"
The promo video playing over his silhouette is far, far more exciting than "Never Forget" ever will be. The best that can be said is that it is a pretty tune with its xylophone and guitar mix that would probably sound quite good as an instrumental track. The let down for me here are the lyrics - for instance, what is a 'space-ark'? Something lost in translation, judging by how the English scans at times, which isn't the smoothest. To be honest, a lot of the words are lost anyway as I listen to this song, as Pavel's distinctive low tones make picking up what is being sung difficult.
This entry is so, SO repetitive too and not in a good way - this three minutes is not one that I want to repeat too often, despite the beautiful places that Pavel seems to inhabit.
I was waiting for this to end from an early point of the track and bizarrely enough him looking worn out and depressed as the video closes (to be fair, that look matches what the song is about) was exactly how I felt. I would be surprised if this entry got anything other than bottom or second to that placing, which would make the potential issue of this song needing EBU dispensation to overcome the September 1st rule not a real problem...
2 Points (5.0/10) : Doctor Victor – "StandUP"
This group sounds like Extreme during the verses and AC/DC during the chorus (a nod to their opening for that band in Prague?) - a tribute to both but nowhere near good enough to even be in the same room as their sound-a-likes. It is always good to have a bit of rock at Eurovision and Czechia is a relative 'hotbed' for the genre but this isn't anywhere near a strong entry.
This is very nice and gentle soft rock but it is all a bit underpowered and slow -
less 'head banger' and more 'head nodder'.
less 'head banger' and more 'head nodder'.
3 Points (5.5/10) : Eddie Stoilow – "We Rule This World"
Apparently this is a band rather than the lead singer, which might be the most interesting part of this entry. This isn't a bad song at all but it is all very forgettable, mainly due to the one level setting that exists throughout "We Rule The World".
The sentiments and message of the song are admirable but with such a title, this all sounds very apologetic, despite the imagery throughout the video.
It took me so long to get into this song as there was no hook at all, musically or vocally, and by the time you reach the best bit of the song in the chorus, I had totally lost interest in the whole of it. If the chorus intensity that has a certain level of foot tapping to it had been there from note one, this might have stood a chance but in this line-up, I expect that this will finish fourth - better than the 'soft rock boys' and the 'depressed man' but way behind my top three...
4 Points (7.0/10) : Eva Burešová – "Fly"
Intentional or not, the first few seconds of this entry would give Czechia a nice 'intro piece' for all of the Eurovision songs in 2019 if they won this year! Those intricate few bars set the stage for the undercurrent of some excellent instrumentation, the highlight of "Fly" for me. The other thing about this that I love is the Bondesque silhouette dance that Eva performs, which is very engaging, more so in fact than the vocals and the lyrics of the song itself.
"Fly" as a song is all very downbeat, it ebbs and flows throughout and it reminded me a little of how Agnete's "Icebreaker" totally threw me on first listen.
Eva has a voice and a lyrical delivery that you will either like or not - for me, I'm not a fan and that blocks me taking on board the words and message of the song. I suspect that this would be a great watch in a live NF as there is so much you could do with staging and Eva appears to be very engaging, judging from the promo video...but using this video alone? "Fly" didn't sell itself to me but it is much, much better than three other songs in the NF. I suspect that this will have a solid podium finish but trail a long way behind my top two picks...
6 Points (8.5/10) : Mikolas Josef – "Lie To Me"
All of a sudden, we take a huge jump from who is unlikely to get to Lisbon to the two entries that, in my opinion, will be vying for the win. There isn't much between them and it is likely to come down to personal preference and taste - I have "Lie To Me" as my runner-up in the Czech line-up, purely due to it not quite giving me that same 'wow' and also that it isn't as well constructed as my number one. What "Lie To Me" does have in its favour is sounding A LOT like a Prince track, with the sax/trumpet combination, superb bass guitar licks and the lyrical composition of the song, the words of which I could well imagine flowing from the nibb of the one of the greatest performers of the last thirty years.
Some of those words would have to be changed for Eurovision -
those 'f*cks' might need to become 'fecks' and the BBC subtitling department managed to cope with 'motherf*ckers' when Kanye West played Glasto with switching the 'm' for a 'd'...
8 Points (9.0/10) : Debbi – "High On Love"
Regular readers of my blog will know that I go a lot by what I felt on my first listen to a song - did I like it? Did I stop what I was doing and immerse myself in the song? Did I get those 'goosebumps'? "High On Love" did all three for me when I first played the Czech entry playlist and it still does after repeated listens.
From the first strum of the guitar and Debbi singing her first word, I was taken away to my happy place!
"High On Love" is HAPPINESS personified in song.
"High On Love" is HAPPINESS personified in song.
Debbi sounds a lot like Jacqui Abbott from The Beautiful South to my ear and she provides the flow for this song, making this a huge earworm from first listen. I love the lyrics and how they are delivered, vocally and onscreen in the video - everything is seemingly so simple and yet if you really concentrate on it all, there is actually so much to cram into those three minutes. It is a joyous song and it even has a bonus that the others don't have (apart from perhaps "StandUP"), a crowd participation section of clapping, something that will only be a benefit if this makes it to Lisbon. Repeat listening benefits this too in that you can sing along almost at the end of the first play but definitely after two or three run throughs, something that wouldn't be possible in a live show. The change of pace two thirds of the way through rounds off the whole composition of the entry as a top class one - for me, this is the best all round entry of the six and the one that combines words, music and voice the best. On first listen this was my favourite and it still is - my Czech choice for Lisbon is Debbi...
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Of course, I am a Brit, not a Czech, and my choice doesn't count, although I am able to vote already on the Eurovision app where those of the Czech fans will be counted, combined 50/50 with an international jury and the winner announced on 29th January. So just for fun, here's the evidence of my pick:
In a strange way, I think that "High On Love" has its best chance of winning in this format, primarily because this shows off Debbi's strengths of vocal excellence and the lyrical video is clear enough so all the words can be read and even sung to. Mikolas would probably walk a live NF as I can imagine that he has stacks of on stage charisma, "Lie To Me" would lend itself to a high-end visual show and his entry would be so much more memorable than any of the other five. There would also be a UK connection in Lisbon if Debbi won - the song itself is composed by Greig Watt's team of songwriters at DWB Music Ltd, who of course penned "My Turn" for Martina last year. Apparently she has had songs penned by them in the past so the connection between writer and singer is already a strong one...
So will we be seeing this lady on the Lisbon stage singing "High In Love"? This was the picture on Debbi's Facebook page announcing her participation in Eurovision Song CZ - whoever wins this unusual NF, the Czech Delegation have already announced that the artist concerned would undertake a pre-Eurovision tour of six nations to promote their entry. It is therefore certain that I will be seeing and hopefully meeting Debbi or Mikolas (in my opinion the only two who have a chance of winning the Czech nomination) at London and Amsterdam, with the assumption that the other performances will be in Latvia, Spain, Israel and probably Russia. Fingers crossed for those press passes...
All in all, I am very impressed by this Czech selection, mainly because there are at least two entries that should get this nation to its second ever Eurovision Final...
The polls may be predicting Mikolas to win Eurovision Song CZ
but I hope to see Debbi in Lisbon...
but I hope to see Debbi in Lisbon...